Worse than bunco?

What could be worse than bunco?! Couples bunco. Yes, I was lured in to a couples bunco game. Without my significant other by the way. "Pretty Boy" ended up working and I ended up being the other half of an abandoned wife sandwich. There are 3 absolute truths to bunco.

1. Without alcohol it would cease to exist.

2. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.

3. I suck at luck and at small talk therefore I suck at bunco.

To top it all off, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't talk anyone into taking the Patron challenge.